IN UTER BRO.



I was right before, kids. See you guys at Shrunken Head tonight at 9pm. #itskaraokenight


Going to the bar. Going to get pizza. Going to comedy night. Going to sleep. Going outta my head.


So, I’ve never seen Gwar live, and I think they’re pretty shitty… but this track always hit home.

#gwar


Life’s funny!


THIS


This, you guys, THIS.



Ok, kids. Gonna drink a bottle of vodka and come up with a real happy ending for this novel that I’ve been writing for way too long.


Ok, THIS.
Goodnight.


GOODNIGHT, FEELINGS.
#wreckitrobocop


Fuck off.


GET THAT PAPER. Uh… wrapping paper.


SUCK IT FEELINGS